THAMES RUBY REDZ

OUR CAKE.

ON SATURDAY 27TH NOVEMBER 2010 THAMES RUBY REDZ CELEBRATED THEIR 5TH BIRTHDAY, THEY COMBINED IT WITH

THEIR CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION. Venue was the Ngatea Pub.

We started with out song.

RUBY REDZ (Our song to be sung to Jingle Bells)

RUBY REDZ RUBY REDZ , RED HATS ALL THE WAY,OH HOW FRIVOLOUS WE ALL ARE, ON OUR RED HAT DAY.

RUBY REDZ RUBY REDZ , RED HATS ALL THE WAY,OH HOW FRIVOLOUS WE ALL ARE, ON OUR RED HAT DAY.

PURPLE CLOTHES AND LOTS OF BLING, BRIGHT ACCESSORIIES WE LOOK GOOD, AS WE GO LAUGHING ON OUR WAY, BANGLES JING-A-LING, KEEPING SPIRITS BRIGHT, OH WHAT FUN TO SING AND DANCE ANY DAY OR NIGHT.

RUBY REDZ RUBY REDZ , RED HATS ALL THE WAY,OH HOW FRIVOLOUS WE ALL ARE, ON OUR RED HAT DAY. ON OUR RED HAT DAY.

RUBY REDZ RUBY REDZ , RED HATS ALL THE WAY,OH HOW FRIVOLOUS WE ALL ARE, ON OUR RED HAT DAY. ON OUR RED HAT DAY. (Slow)

Then it was the entertainment, pictures follow then the commentary

for those that missed out.

RUBY REDZ LINE FASHION PARADE. Copyrighted.

It gives me great pleasure to present to you a
FASHION PARADE
the likes of which have never been shown in this part of the country before.
The models and gowns that you are about to see are the
exclusive property of the RUBY REDZ HATTERS
and you will readily understand COPYRITED.
PLEASE Complete silence has been requested by the models, but don’t forget we are Red Hatters.
Our first model to appear is MISS SANDWICH OF VIENNA,
who models the BREAD LINE.
The frock is made from new material known as BAG
and a CARBOHYDRATE material.
Note the fresh HYGIENIC lines---
not a SLICE out of place.
This little gay design comes in colours of the rainbow.
Overseas this model has been subject to some CUTTING COMMENTS from CRUSTY old designers, but has been TOASTED and BUTTERED up by the younger set especially for JAM sessions.
To add glamour to this outfit note the KNEAD , NEAT, little hat ,which is the talk of the town ---from Allied Bakeries.
Her accessories are a necklace and bracelet of BUNS
and matching SHOES
just set this ensemble off.
Her make up is FLOUR BRIGHT, burnt CINNAMON eye shadow and FROSTED PINK LIPPY.
Last but not least please note the BAG tor carrying her DOUGH.
PLEASE SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION FOR MISS SANDWICH OF VIENNA.

Our next ensemble is the BEE LINE
modelled by the one and only QUEEN OF VICE.
Note the WELL FILLED PANTALOONS,
matched by a SEMI FILLED DARK SWEATER
with YELLOW bans to break the monotony.
Also the SNUG FITTING HAT WITH FEELERS.
These were originally straight but developed a DROOP after some B NECTAR --OY WHY COULD’NT B BEHIVE. A little FLUTTER is typified by the CUTE LITTLE WINGS and her STING can be dangerous if she is threatened.
Note the POT in which she carries her MONEY ,
I MEAN THE ONE SHE USES FOR HER PURSE.
Her make up is BEESWAX foundation.
POLLEN eye shadow and PETAL PINK lipstick. T
his out fit could be purchased from BEEVILLE in Taupo
or maybe any honey shop
PLEASE SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION FOR OUR QUEEN OF VICE
　
Next is Miss TEA LINE modelling the what we all enjoy so much. This frock is of VIVID PAINTED, material readily available in PACKAGE LOTS by the BUSHELL if required
You’ll be the BELL of the party whether you are in CHINA,--CEYLON or watching the LIPTON cup.
To top this the hat is a head hugging creation,-
-REAL COSY.
Do not overlook the DESIGNER STYLED PURSE--- a must in every WARDROBE.
The make up is TANNIN foundation powder,
TEA TREE GREEN eye shadow and RED ROSE lipstick.
A model of good taste can be obtained from BOND AND BOND for only a few hundred coupons.
This is a very HOT little number and SWEET too.
What could be CHOYSA.
PLEASE SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION FOR MISS TEA LINE
May I now introduce MISS NAUSEA BAG WASH
who is modelling the CLOTHES LINE.
This model is a colourful DRAPE TYPE frock
with a most UNUSUAL waist line
TAPERED OUT TO A CIRCULAR WIRE with
PLASTIC PEGS and PANELS made from CHECKED WEAVE and TOWELLING type material to give the most delightful look. This is the newest look in in RED HAT CIRCLES.
The chic little HAT is the only model JANOLA
has released that has a VITAMIN C CONTENT,-- CHLORIDE
of course.
Her HANDBAG is the newest style for discriminating women, around town just the thing for MONDAY BLUES.
Make UP consists of PERSIL …………….. WHITE,foundation, RECKITT’S ………..BLUE eye shadow,
LIFEBUOY……….. pink lippy,
all obtainable from LEVER BROTHERS.
Altogether a CLEAN model and just the thing when feeling WASHED out or have a hang up.
PLEASE SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION FOR MISS NAUSEA BAG WASH

Our last number is MISS RIGOR MORTIS modelling the DEAD LINE. This HEAVENLY little number has a LONG FLOWING LOOK, with WING LIKE SLEEVES and a NECKLACE holding a key.The KEY to HIGHER PLACES.
Her hat is modelled on a saucer shape that has her hair
HALOED round her face .
The HAIR could be WHITE OR SILVER.
Her HANDBAG has a LONG LEAN LOOK with a touch of floral decoration.
MISS MORTIS make up is GHOSTLY WHITE foundation, DARK EYE SHADOW worn right AROUND the eye socket and her lipstick is OUT OF THIS WORLD, quite in keeping with the outfit.
We suggest this outfit not be worn at night as it could cause many problems. PLEASE SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION FOR MISS RIGOR MORTIS

And now we come to the finale , you the audience have your
favourites so be kind and lets hear it for

MISS SANDWICH modelling the BREADLINE,-
MAYBE SHE IS WORTH A CRUMB OR TWO.

QUEEN OF VICE modelling the BEELINE--
IS THERE A BUZZ AROUND her.

NOW MISS TEALINE,surely she is worth ACUP OR SO.

Next is MISS NAUESEA BAG WASH with the CLOTHES LINE she is known for airing her LAUNDRY IN PUBLIC,-

and last but not least MISS RIGOR MORTIS FROM THE DEADLINE, possibly a dead cert.

PLEASE SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION FOR THEM ALL.